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Vintage Metal Bathroom Sign - "This Is A Bathroom, Not An Internet Cafe"

Regular price $21.99 Sale price $16.99

Why customers love it

Add retro wit to your space with vintage charm

Bring a touch of lighthearted retro humor to any room or commercial area with this witty metal sign.

  • Crafted from durable metal for lasting vintage appeal
  • Features a conversation-starting, humorous design
  • Compact rectangular shape fits any wall or door space
  • Easy installation thanks to pre-drilled mounting holes
  • Perfect as a unique gift for humor enthusiasts
A rustic black and white sign on wood with the text This Is A Bathroom Not An Internet Cafe Shit & Split

Why Choose Our Vintage Sign?

Retro Aesthetic

Instantly adds a warm, vintage touch to your decor.

Durable Construction

Built with sturdy metal to ensure longevity.

Conversation Starter

The witty message sparks fun discussions with guests.

Simple Setup

Designed for quick and easy mounting without complex tools.

Setup

Installation in 3 Simple Steps

Get your witty sign up and running quickly.

  1. Prepare the Surface

    Ensure your chosen wall or door surface is clean and ready for mounting.

  2. Position the Sign

    Align the sign to the desired location, utilizing the pre-drilled holes for secure placement.

  3. Display Your Humor

    Enjoy your new vintage piece, ready to add personality to any environment.

Our worry-free shopping promise

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or not as described, contact us within 14 days and we will make it right with a replacement or refund.

Frequently Asked Questions

Answers to common questions about your sign.

Is this sign suitable for indoor or outdoor use?

This sign is designed to be weather-resistant and suitable for indoor use, making it perfect for bathrooms or interior spaces.

How durable is the metal construction?

The sign is constructed from durable metal to ensure it maintains its vintage finish and stands up well over time.

Are the mounting holes pre-drilled?

Yes, the sign is designed with pre-drilled holes to make the installation process quick and easy for you.

Can I use this in a commercial setting?

It is ideal for cafes, offices, or guest houses looking to add a unique and lighthearted touch to their environment.

Shipping & returns

Shipping

  • Delivers to United States (based on your selected country/region).
  • Estimated delivery: 3–15 business days after dispatch.
  • Shipping cost: Free.

Returns

You can request a return within 14 days after delivery. Items should be unused and in original packaging where possible. Contact us before sending anything back.

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