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An embroidered patch of a frog saying I have to say weird stuff or I'll die resting on wood next to crystals and gears.
Embroidered patch of a frog with text that reads I have to say weird stuff or I'll die
Black baseball cap with an embroidered frog patch that says I have to say weird stuff or I'll die
A pink shirt features an embroidered patch of a frog saying I have to say weird stuff or I'll die.
A beige canvas tote bag featuring an embroidered patch with the text I have to say weird stuff or I'll die.
An embroidered frog patch on a dark denim jean pocket.
Instructions for using an iron-on patch, showing steps like setting temperature and pressing the garment.
An embroidered patch featuring a stylized frog with the text I have to say weird stuff or I'll die
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Quirky Frog Embroidered Iron-On Patch

Regular price $16.99 Sale price $14.99

Why customers love it

Add a Playful Frog to Every Outfit

This charming embroidered frog patch features a witty slogan and is perfect for personalizing jackets, backpacks, hats, and more.

  • Adds a humorous, unique flair to clothing and accessories
  • Iron-on backing for quick and easy application
  • High-quality polyester embroidery for a crisp, durable design
  • Measures approximately 3 inches, perfect for various items
  • Great as a quirky gift for friends or fellow frog enthusiasts
An embroidered patch of a frog saying I have to say weird stuff or I'll die resting on wood next to crystals and gears.

Why You'll Love This Patch

Crisp, Durable Design

High-quality polyester embroidery delivers a crisp, durable design that holds up wash after wash.

Quick Iron-On Application

The iron-on backing makes application quick and easy—no sewing required.

Perfectly Sized

At approximately 3 inches, it's the perfect size for jackets, backpacks, hats, and more.

Playful Personality

The witty slogan adds a humorous, unique flair to any clothing or accessory.

Setup

Easy Iron-On Application

No electrician, no wiring, no fuss.

  1. Position the Patch

    Place the patch on your chosen fabric item, such as a jacket, backpack, or hat.

  2. Iron It On

    Apply heat with an iron over the patch to activate the iron-on backing.

  3. Cool and Set

    Let it cool and set, then enjoy your personalized accessory.

Specs

The details that matter

Built to last outdoors, season after season.

Size
Approximately 3 inches
Material
Polyester
Product Type
Embroidered patch
Finish
Iron-on

Our worry-free shopping promise

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or not as described, contact us within 14 days and we will make it right with a replacement or refund.

Frequently asked questions

Everything you might want to know before you order.

What size is the frog patch?

The patch measures approximately 3 inches, making it a versatile size for jackets, backpacks, hats, and other fabric accessories.

Does the patch require sewing to attach?

Yes, the patch features an iron-on backing, so you can apply it quickly and easily without sewing.

What material is the patch made from?

The patch is made from high-quality polyester embroidery, which ensures a crisp and durable design.

What items can I personalize with this patch?

It's ideal for personalizing denim, caps, bags, and more—simply iron it onto any fabric accessory to add a playful touch.

Is this patch a good gift option?

Absolutely—it makes a great quirky gift for friends or fellow frog enthusiasts who appreciate a humorous touch.

Shipping & returns

Shipping

  • Delivers to United States (based on your selected country/region).
  • Estimated delivery: 3–15 business days after dispatch.
  • Shipping cost: Free.

Returns

You can request a return within 14 days after delivery. Standard returns have a €4.00 EUR (approximately $4.66 USD) flat-rate return shipping fee, deducted from your refund. Return shipping is free for items that arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect. Items should be unused and in original packaging where possible. Contact us before sending anything back.

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Duncan Hudson

It is perfect! i am so excited to add this to a hat. it’s really good quality, and the stitches are clear.